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Yeah..Clay is gay...no really he is. I hope Walmart has stocked up. There's going to be a lot of Claymates needing a Brown Bunny fix.


oh .And Abe Vigoda is still alive.

Tom Cruise is not Gay

Of course not. I saw a bit of Tropic Thunder last night and I believe that we can put all of those pesky gay rumors to rest. TC has a cameo as Les Grossman(cough cough)an uberrich mogul who is financing a big budget war movie. A 4 million dollar shot is ruined and Grossman does a teleconference with the movie crew and REAMS(cough cough) the director. My favorite line by Cruise goes something like this..

"I'm going to stick my hand so far up your shithole that everytime you take a shit it will have to tiptoe around my wedding ring!!"

Tom Cruise is NOT gay.

I mean what gay man in the closet would utter that line...right????