Tom Cruise is not Gay

Of course not. I saw a bit of Tropic Thunder last night and I believe that we can put all of those pesky gay rumors to rest. TC has a cameo as Les Grossman(cough cough)an uberrich mogul who is financing a big budget war movie. A 4 million dollar shot is ruined and Grossman does a teleconference with the movie crew and REAMS(cough cough) the director. My favorite line by Cruise goes something like this..

"I'm going to stick my hand so far up your shithole that everytime you take a shit it will have to tiptoe around my wedding ring!!"

Tom Cruise is NOT gay.

I mean what gay man in the closet would utter that line...right????

Lindsay Bluth-Funke ties the knot

Must people think that Ellen is the big shot in that relationship but in my opinion Portia de Rossi is where it's at. She's gorgeous and was in one of my favorite sitcoms Arrested Development. The couple got married in a small ceremony in California. I wonder if Samantha and Lindsay took notes.

You can check out the whole series of AD on Hulu.

http://www.hulu.com/arrested-development