»»»»»»»»D'uh Clay Gay

Yeah..Clay is gay...no really he is. I hope Walmart has stocked up. There's going to be a lot of Claymates needing a Brown Bunny fix.


oh .And Abe Vigoda is still alive.

»»»»»»»»Not to be outdone by N'Sync

New Kids On The Block fans sit down!!! Perez Hilton is reporting that Jonathon Knight is Gay. So Lance comes out over a year ago and here we are waiting for Jonathon to step out. Look for a wave of 37 year old women committing suicide.

Jonathan is supposedly very open about his sexuality with those that are close to him. He supposedly has a non famous boyfriend who works as a trainer for Barry's Boot Camp. Wow..all we need is a member from Backstreet Boys (cough cough Howie) to come out and we'll have Bay boyband trifecta.

»»»»»»»»Ricky Martin is a daddy

What in the Sam Hill is going on?? First Clay Aiken and now Ricky Martin. His publicist has confirmed that Ricky is the father of twin boys born a few weeks ago. From Martin's spokesperson,"The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky's full-time care. Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children."

Sounds like he threw some bucks mom's way. Heck Ricky is so fine he could rent out my womb for a McDonald's Iced Mocha. Thanks alot Michael Jackson for making mother's obsolete!!

Tom Cruise is not Gay

Of course not. I saw a bit of Tropic Thunder last night and I believe that we can put all of those pesky gay rumors to rest. TC has a cameo as Les Grossman(cough cough)an uberrich mogul who is financing a big budget war movie. A 4 million dollar shot is ruined and Grossman does a teleconference with the movie crew and REAMS(cough cough) the director. My favorite line by Cruise goes something like this..

"I'm going to stick my hand so far up your shithole that everytime you take a shit it will have to tiptoe around my wedding ring!!"

Tom Cruise is NOT gay.

I mean what gay man in the closet would utter that line...right????